"I've never been swimming. That's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate."
~comedian Artie Lange
I feel like a chest cold is coming on. I want to take an herbal supplement that my niece recommended to nip it in the bud, but she told me, "Do not eat or drink 30-40 minutes before AND after taking it."
Uh... that's a tough window of time to find in the life of a compulsive emotional eater.
Could someone please administer this to me while I'm sleeping?